Do you think people will know I spelled president with a z on purpose? No one’s gonna vote for me if they think I’m a dumbass.

Tamara

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• Added: November 27, 2013

Val: Have you heard of the A.S.S. contest?
Lacey: I won one! But I didn’t get a paperweight I got fifty bucks.

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Put those crazy eyes somewhere else I’ll fix it!

Ming

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• Added: November 27, 2013

As much as it paints me to say your essay is awesome. I am impressed. It is way more barbaric than anything I could’ve written.

Sadie

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• Added: November 27, 2013