Awkward Season 1 Episode 3: "The Way We Weren't" Quotes
For 2.8 weeks Matty couldn't keep his hands off me. He was on a Jenna-bender. And aside from the fact that my vag-o-matic was suffering some serious road burn I was high on life.Jenna
I was living this magical high school moment that I only thought happened in movies. And like most leading ladies I wanted more. Not more boning, I wasn't starting a lifelong battle with sex addiction. I just wanted more intimacy.Jenna
It was time to get to know Matty and I had approximately ten seconds.Jenna
If you're not busy tonight, Ricky Schwartz is having people over for Strip Jenga.Tamara
He parked his pink Cadillac down your side street of course it counts!Tamara
Abstinence isn't easy and neither are you.Lissa
Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.Lissa
Tamara: We have to go to Lissa's. This party is my opportunity to skip nine, maybe ten rungs, on the social ladder.
Jenna: It's probably gonna be a big party and no one will even notice we're there.
Tamara: Doesn't matter, a person's popularity is directly related to the number of red cup pics they have posted online. Photoshopping my way to the A-list is a big fail mary. To simulate gonge smoke I had to light a fire in my trash can and my hair caught on fire. Luckily I was wearing my Jessica Simps bump up pony so I just ripped that s*** out.
If we don't go then the terrorists win and by terrorists I mean Sadie.Tamara
Agreed, the ellipses are the sluts of punctuation.Tamara