Jenna, this isn't your first senior prom. You went in a utero.

Tamara

Lana Del Yay. So hot.

Tamara

You and your mum seem to be getting on better since you introduced her to orgasms.

Sadie

Kyle: Looking good, Jenna.
Jenna: Sure, Kyle.

I can't believe your attitude. You're the head of the prom committee. Show a little respect.

Lissa

Who came up with this? Typewriters?

Sadie

Sergio, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't give a fuck about the food truck. I have real world problems.

Sadie

Oh, I know you better than ever and I am so looking forward to helping Ted know you just as well as I do.

Sadie

I couldn't commit to Biggie until I had seen the world, so I pulled an eat, pray, love.

Val

Relax, it's not like I'm rushing to tell anyone you're mom's having another little bitch.

Aly

Earth to Hamel-tard. You're blocking my way.

Sadie

Okay, withholding Warren over there.

Tamara

Awkward Quotes

Hey! Stop! Don't touch me there that sir is my no no square.

Lissa

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.