No, don't ralf and roll all over my seats. My mom will go full American Psycho.

Tamara

Tamara: What would you know about a real relationship?
Jenna: What does that mean?
Tamara: You fuck up all your relationships.

What if Adam was Mr. Big and I just let him go?

Tamara

Tamara: Hey everyone it looks like someone put a wish in the Tamara and Adam wish bowl.
Sadie: Um, what the fuck is that?

Jake: This is stupid.
Gabby: Then let's get the fuck out of here.

Matty: I'll take a beer if you have it.
Tamara: Uh, this isn't a kegger, Mckibben.

I'll break up with him in the morning. It'll be better over brunch. A brunch up.

Tamara

Jenna: Tamara get back here.
Tamara: Take a chill pill, Solange Knowles.

Aly, what are you doing here? I told security to keep all drunk hags out.

Sadie

Whatever, it's so not me.

Sadie

Lacey: Do you love, or do you love?
Jenna: What in the hell are you doing? Are you trying to humiliate me?!

Kyle: I'm sorry, Matty. Run ins with your ex can be hard.
Matty: Me and Jenna are OK.
Kyle: I was talking about you and Jake.

Awkward Quotes

Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.

Jenna