Awkward Season 1 Quotes
Tamara: Got any tips for me?
Ally: We don't have enough time.
Was it possible that my mother let a guy sleep in my bed? Don't question, of course it was.
Jenna
He looked upset, boners don't make you upset.
Tamara
No. Effing. Way.
Jenna
My Mom's pretty easy, just apologize to her and mean it, then give her a compliment.
Jenna
I've already had one lethal misunderstanding this year I don't need another.
Jenna
Sadie: Oh look they picked the dead girl to play dead. Congrats Jenna, you've actually become a cliché of yourself.
Lissa: Cliché means stupid, right?
Valerie: Uh yeah, I've heard all about Tamara from Mr. Wilkerson apparently-
Jenna: -she's a performer!
Valerie: No, I don't think you understand, she played Tammy in Grease last year. There is no Tammy they just made up a character so they could kill her off in the first five minutes.
Take a sleeping pill and nap under my desk!
Valerie
All right you two lets just pop the cherry on this.
Valerie
So you can sleep with me in private, but you can't talk to me in public? Figure out what you want Matty because I'm tired of being your secret.
Jenna
Ohhh blood on the boobs!
Jenna
