Actually Dana, if you were doing your job you would have known your client was lying.

Rebecca

One more comment like that and I will find you for contempt.

Rebecca

Because, I got a tattoo myself.

Rebecca

Rebecca: Who runs Barter town?
Tedward: That's the wrong movie, that's from Mad Max.

Alright, hooker skirt, you won.

Chad

I'm as serious as your mom's coke addiction.

Rebecca

When you two are planking, do you ever high five?

Tedward

Rebecca: You're not Annie.
Judge: Not since my fifth grade play.

Tom: Judith, that man is bleeding.
Judith: He'll live.

I don't see what the competition is. It's just bar games.

Garry

No Tom I want to live in a world where nobody poops and the Matrix sequels don't suck, okay, but this is a guy's life we're talking about.

Rebecca

Well its basically my who ate all the pie face, but with crazy eyes.

Tedward

judge Quotes

Rebecca: Really, Tom he's got no priors - you really wanna do this?
Tom: Yeah, I really wanna do this!

Be glad that's negative, I am.

Rebecca