Battle Creek Season 1 Episode 6: "Cereal Killer" Quotes
Milt: Sometimes white lies help us make a better reality.
Russ: What the hell does that even mean? I guess you construct your own reality because the laws of gravity don't apply to you, either.
Milt: Are you sure? I ended up in Battle Creek, didn't I?
Well I can confirm, using my brain's facial recognition software, that it wasn't Lydon.Russ
Russ: Only a person high on crack would find any of this logical. [grabs a
bottle from the Mayor's hands] What is this?
Milt: Oxycontin, Vicodin...you have a pharmacy in here.
Russ: In front of a cop and a Fed? Are you kidding me?
You kidnapped yourself to smoke crack?Milt
Milt: Russ, I want you to know that I agree with you.
Russ: That's very reassuring.
Milt: The digital crime board is just a piece of technology, it's a tool, nothing more.
Russ: It's a piece of useless technology, it's a crutch and you're a tool.
Mayor: Agent Chamberlain, sit right here. We have a seat of honor for Battle Creek's newest guest!
Russ: He's not a guest. Guests leave. [chuckles]