Battle Creek Season 1 Quotes
Hey, Shaggy. I look like I want a room? You got a guy staying here, nasty scar under his left eye?Russ
Milt: Just go, Russ. Do what he says!
Russ: I'm not going anywhere. You're my partner.
I work with people who have sex in rooms monitored by cameras. Keeping secrets clearly isn't their strong suit.Meredith
Milt: I wasn't expecting him.
Russ: You weren't expecting him. We were there specifically looking for him. What are you talking about?
Yeses never come quick. As soon as he stalls, you know it's a yes.Milt
Long distance relationships don't work out, Milt. Absence, it makes the heart grow fonder. Of someone else.Russ
And who were you in high school, Russ? Judd Nelson, classic tough guy? Skate punk, auto shop? Glee club?Milt
High school sports. It teaches you hypocrisy and entitlement.Russ
Milt: Russ, why are you denying that you and Holly were involved in a 2-3-7?
Russ: Excuse me?
Milt: Office down! [chuckles]
Wow. Battle Creek has changed you, Milt. Before you know if you're going to be a bitter, cynical guy. You better get out while you still can.Russ
Milt, I need your six degrees of Kevin bacon or whatever. I brought your laptop. I broke into your apartment.Russ
Just go connect the dots, Dinkwhistle.Commander