Batwoman Season 2 Episode 3: "Bat Girl Magic!" Quotes
Luke: That would've been a ten if you'd stuck the landing.
Batwoman: I would've stuck the landing if the boots actually fit.
The suit's bulletproof, dumb ass.Batwoman
Sophie: You planned on being kidnapped?
Alice: I needed a grand gesture to get an audience with the queen. And what do you get the girl who has everything? Answer. You get her so pissed off she sends her most skilled killer to fetch you.
Sophie: And why are you here?
Alice: To do us both a favor. It's been a while since I killed a queen.
Sophie: For the record, when you fail, and I end up dead alongside you, it's no longer considered a favor.
Wait, you're a multi-billionaire. Why am I only making twelve-fifty an hour at The Hold-Up?Ryan
Ryan: You two go...
Luke: ... track the baby's butt. Yeah, I got it.
Safiyah: Come. Sit with me.
Alice: If it's all the same to you, I prefer my poison in pill form.
Well, a wise woman once taught me, it's not worth sending the message unless it's loud.Alice
Luke: Somebody used them all.
Mary: They run out?
Batwoman: Sure you found the right address? Because what kind of stone-cold killer shops at stores and stuff?
Luke: An actual psychopath.
Szasz: So I take it you're the replacement. What happened to the old one? She get killed? Or are you like Sammy Hagar to her David Lee Roth?
Batwoman: You're looking at me and wondering which old white guy I am?
Batwoman: I didn't design the damn suit.
Szasz: I can tell. Because I don't see the Batwoman in you. And maybe that's because I don't see the you in Batwoman.