This is a surprise. Usually, when they say I have a visitor, it's followed by the words,'just kidding'... I have a lot of laughter at my expense.

Alice

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• Added: May 03, 2020

Alice: You should be more careful who you trust.
Tommy: If you can't trust your money launderer, who can you trust?
Alice: Hm, no one. I only trust in the fact people can't be trusted.

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• Added: May 03, 2020

Clearly, you are an only child. Otherwise, you'd know that our dear siblings are the ones most predisposed to betray us.

Alice

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• Added: May 03, 2020

You're going to need some Bat Accessories. Don't worry, they go with everything.

Luke

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• Added: May 03, 2020

But he was an egg and never should've been sitting on that wall in the first place. Honestly, what are a bunch of horses going to do?

Alice

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• Added: May 03, 2020

Mary: We wanna hide the goods but not hide the goods. You feel me?
Kate: Ok, the goal is to blend in.
Mary: Yeah, but at this place, standing out is blending in.

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• Added: May 03, 2020

Mary: Congratulations! On behalf of the medical profession, both licensed and unlicensed, I'd like to offer my sincerest 'WHATUP!' on shutting down that chop shop. I wasn't sure how you guys celebrated.
Kate: Usually by icing my knuckles.

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• Added: May 03, 2020