You screw me, you kill me. You never call. You really know how to mess with a girl's self esteem.

Rebecca

Sally: Do you think he should have saved her?
Josh: I think he did.

Aidan: Josh, it is a party. Relax. Now. I should make a seven-layer dip, right?
Josh: No. No, you shouldn't.

Sally: Why are you wearing makeup?
Tony: Why aren't you?

Compelling the counter girl into a free drink. Don't you have anything better to do?

Aidan

Hey, Aidan, it's Josh. Hey! I just wanted to thank you, once again, for signing us up for the neighborhood watch and then ditching the last minute. It's so - cool.

Josh

Sally: Yeah, go haunt a Kix concert, perv.
Tony: Lazy days and better lays, sweetheart.

Josh: Hey! Casper the handsy ghost. Not the plan, man.
Tony: I'm sorry. I'm a jerk.
Sally: Ya think?
Tony: I've been feeling bad about the whole grope and ditch.
Josh: Wow. That's moving. Sally, do you need a tissue?
Tony: Hey no offense, guy, but this is kind of a spirit world situation...

Sally: Where were you?
Josh: Just keeping the streets of Boston safe for all the little children.
Sally: You okay?
Josh: Yeah. Where were you? Ozfest?

Sally: If I leave, he'll forget me.
Josh: If you stay, he'll forget you. You're not here.

Aidan: Sally, this life gets bitterly cold. Sometimes you just need to cling to the person you can claw your way out of the dark with. Danny and Bridget, they many not be kismet, but we all deserve a shot at a normal life. They do, you do.
Sally: You do?
Aidan: Maybe

We're all hiding something, aren't we? From the moment we wake, look in that little mirror, all we do is spin our little lies.

Josh

Being Human Quotes

Every human spends a night or two on the dark side and regrets it. But what if you only exist - on the dark side?

Josh

We're all hiding something, aren't we? From the moment we wake, look in that little mirror, all we do is spin our little lies.

Josh