Josh: Dude! We're nurses, we're not too well versed on like eye of newt! Can't we just bring a weapon, like a normal weapon?
Aidan: Look, the heart of the bewitched, Sally's heart, is our weapon.
Sally: Dorothy only needed a bucket of water!

I really did have a blast with you guys, do you know that?

Sally

If Sally's going to be haunting us again, I want her to look damn good doing it.

Nora

Josh: When I told you I would always choose you, I meant it.
Nora: I know that. But the reason I chose you is because you're the kind of guy who can only think about being his friend right now. And it's why I'm going to marry you when you come home.
Josh: If I come home.

The wedding is in four hours. We have a house full of ... guest.

Josh

Aidan: Okay. Things got really real between us really fast and I completely freaked out. It's been a long time since I have been with someone like you.
Kat: Alarmingly direct.
Aidan: And grounded, and smart and special. Will you be my date to my best friend's wedding?
Kat: As long as you acknowledge that this further accelerates our relationship at an abnormally rapid pace.
Aidan: It's a deal.
Kat: Okay.

Well, the good news is I no longer have the urge to eat your face.

Sally

Aidan's a good guy. Or, he tries to be. You could do a lot worse.

Nora

Why is it I'm less surprised about your mastery of Jewish wedding tradition than I am of someone else cooking food in my kitchen?

Aidan

I mean, had you been more accepting of my rotting body and my witness protection lifestyle, we could have had something really great.

Sally

Nothing like a vampire stripper to put things into perspective.

Josh

I really want to come out there, but I also really want to eat you.

Sally

Being Human Season 3 Quotes

Your humanity is worth what we did.

Nora

I'm dead inside. I swear, if we go another psychic, you're going to have to go to a psychic to contact me.

Josh