Kara: Let me guess. The Comedian.
Mary Jane: That boy is no joke. He kept me up all night.

If Garrett wants Mary Jane vs Rhonda, then we're going to make sure you come out looking like the heroine and not the villain.

Kara

Mary Jane: Look at your cute little nekkid ass.
Lee: Nekkid. Don't you mean naked?
Mary Jane: No. Naked is when you don't have any clothes on. Nekkid is when you don't have any clothes on and you're up to no good.

Lee: So naked means exposed, baring your soul for all to see.
Mary Jane: You're supposed to be funny, not philosophical.
Lee: Have you not seen Louis CK? Put your clothes on.
Mary Jane: What? Where we going?
Lee: We are going to get YOU naked.

Kara: You know what, I totally get your fascination with her, because every time you talk, all I hear is your cliche little Post-It notes.
Mary Jane: You just don't get it.
Kara: I'm not a black woman?

Mary Jane: So what's in it for you?
Lee: The answer to a riddle. A complicated American woman. My complicated American woman.

Being Mary Jane Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

If Garrett wants Mary Jane vs Rhonda, then we're going to make sure you come out looking like the heroine and not the villain.

Kara

Kara: Let me guess. The Comedian.
Mary Jane: That boy is no joke. He kept me up all night.