He offered you ice cream? Dad gripped me up out of bed and shined a light in my eyes.

Junior

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• Added: December 03, 2014

Are you crazy? You can't let them ride down the stairs like that. They need helmets.

Zoey

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• Added: December 03, 2014

Dre: Not only is it fair, it's by design. Your mother and I waited eight years after you were born before having more children so we could take advantage of moments like this.
Rainbow: That's what I call planned parenthood.

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He said Jack was born to steal bases, not TVs

Dre

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