black-ish Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
Well if I'm not really black, then could somebody please tell my hair and my ass?Rainbow
Andre: Stand right there and experience your roots.
Pops: Better off watching Roots.
This ain't our culture, we're black, not African. Africans don't even like us.Pops
Wait, did they just put me in charge of the black stuff?Andre