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Who would put a spatula with a can opener? That's a lunatic! You're a lunatic! Mommies need to be with their babies Dre!
Rainbow
Rainbow: You know what I realized last night?
Dre: That you can't drink a half a bottle of wine in the tub and get out without help?
Dessert for breakfast? What's next, diabetes for dinner?
Pops
Dre: Pops, your paper is killing me man.
Pops: Well how else would you know that I was here to witness you unravel the fabric of your marriage, son?
And it was at that moment I realized that struggle comes in a lot of different forms. Junior's was just different from mine, but no matter what your fight, you still need your community.
Andre
Think of the boy as a piece of salmon and your club as the skillet.
Pops
Dad, do we really have to do this? I was hoping my first blind date would be with a girl.
Junior
For Junior, nerd is the new black
Andre
Just looking for some young black boys to bring back to my house.
Dre
Stupid child molesters. Can't even invite kids back to your house for delicious snacks anymore.
Andre
I listened to her, gave her some generic advice in a deep, soothing voice. I Morgan Freeman'd her.
Pops
This is me multitasking, because two shirtless dudes standing around talking about sex looks weird after awhile.
Andre
