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Thursdays on NetflixBlockbuster Season 1 Episode 2: "Blockbuster Daddy" Quotes
You’re kinda like our Zuckerberg, except you’re not gonna destroy democracy and you don’t eat your own hair.
Timmy
You can’t always be everyone’s friend when you’re trying to do what’s best. And it sucks.
Eliza
Eliza: Oh, no one needs to worry about Kayla. I think she already gets paid to put on makeup while lip-synching John Mulaney bits on TikTok for some reason.
Timmy: Oh, I’m old.
Hey, hi. So you might get some calls from angry parents because I accidentally confused Hungry Caterpillar with Human Centipede.
Hannah
I try to reserve “hero” for first responders and the geese Sully Sullenberger murdered.
Hannah
This seems like a bad time, I know, but I’m looking for a Robert De Niro movie where he doesn’t play a naughty grandpa. Any ideas?
Danielle
I am the Blockbuster dad now. I got bills to pay and ties to wear and James Patterson books to read.
Timmy