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Percy: Are smoothies canceled? Did Gary over at Smoothie Sips get caught up in another animals-riding-unicycles scandal?
Connie: Again? Those poor raccoons.
Touch my puzzle again, and I’ll kick your lurking ass to the Walmart parking lot you were born in.
Connie
Hannah: Does Kayla seem more “Kayla” to you?
Connie: Maybe she’s vibing. That's a word I’ve seen on the internet.
Eliza: That creep at the Gas-n-Guzz who has sexually harassed me every time I’ve been in there has stopped. All of a sudden.
Timmy: Feminism is weird.
A world without the internet. Would Mark Zuckerberg turn to ash like a vampire?
Carlos
Eliza: I couldn’t have gotten through it without you, Mr. Blockbuster.
Timmy: Oh, please, Mr. Blockbuster was my father’s name.
Hannah: You could just pay me in quarters. It’ll go a lot further because the solar storm will reduce us down to bartering our precious metals.
Timmy: You gotta stop listening to your dad’s trucker radio.
Your face is what’s called, in some circles, “Ted Kennedy Red.”
Timmy
Ever since I had shrimp nachos, my tastes have become first class, and I want more in life, including going to the shrimp nachos of the education system -- community college.
Hannah
I am looking to meet someone in the real world, because you can’t find a “you complete me” on an app. Although, apparently, You Complete Me is an app for people who are into Wordle. Sexually.
Timmy
We had no idea there were so many flavors of old weirdo.
Kayla
I always say memoirs are the light in the tunnel of our collective soul.
Patrice
