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Last week he printed his own 15-page bridge to “Uptown Funk.” He’s a shockingly proficient lyricist, but still.
Carlos
It's a commemorative plothole.
Hannah
I am looking to meet someone in the real world, because you can’t find a “you complete me” on an app. Although, apparently, You Complete Me is an app for people who are into Wordle. Sexually.
Timmy
You look like a cool English professor with an unorthodox but exciting approach to teaching.
Carlos
Sometimes you gotta jump your ass out the car and hope the semi behind you slows down in time.
Percy
Did you wanna get another straw? We can Tramp and Tramp it.
Rene
Carlos: I’m, like, weirdly good at accounting. That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever said.
Connie: Saddest thing I’ve ever said is “One ticket for Space Jam 2.”
I’d love to work with animals, but it’s tough with the language barrier.
Hannah
By this time I’m usually asleep in front of the TV having a nightmare about James Corden.
Connie
Eliza: This is supposed to be my “me” time. I should be on my couch cuddling my cat, a bag of sour smurfs, and Target’s finest Merlot.
Hannah: Is this what Cathy is?
I love B's. They’re home school A-pluses.
Hannah
Eliza: It’s so weird hearing the word “sorry” coming from a male voice.
Timmy: 13-year-old Timmy thanks you for saying I have a male voice.
