How the hell do you call this a safe house? The roaches are big enough to mug somebody.

Ernie

Do you know for the price of college I could set the kid up for his own small, little business instead?

Danny

I'm not in sixth grade and neither are you; but you're putting your life and the life of your partner in danger taking your eye off the ball like that.

Jamie

Diplomatic immunity should not be a free pass for brutality.

Sid

Well I’d like to beat the crap out of you, but guess what, sometimes we don’t always get what we want, do we?

Danny

Jamie: And he likes you because?
Eddie: Because who wouldn't?

I don't have a penis, so when I take out two armed perps, it's an assault on my date's manhood.

Eddie

Chicks, we're not suppose to be the heroes, we're suppose to be the damsels in distress waiting to be rescued by guys like you, not the ones doing the rescuing.

Eddie

We can't keep being each other's consolation prize, Jamie.

Eddie

This is and will always be an equal opportunity family and I will throw quiche and a hissy fit at anyone who says otherwise.

Frank

Jamie: We've been riding together for three years and I'm just finding out about this now.
Eddie: Because I knew you'd freak out.
Jamie: There are some things that just aren't right, Eddie, and this is one of them.
Eddie: My grandparents lived in Philly and we used to go to the games.
Jamie: Seriously, the Flyers! You're not even allowed to mention that name in my father’s house.
Eddie: Don't you think you're overreacting a little bit?
Jamie: No.

If Mom were still alive she'd tell you that was beyond your skill set.

Erin