Besides trying to murder my partner you've been a real stand up guy.

Baez

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• Added: January 17, 2015

She put up with a lot and then I eventually just shut up and listened to her.

Frank

• Permalink: She put up with a lot and then I eventually just shut up and listened to her.
• Added: January 17, 2015

Ding. Back to your corners. Pass the potatoes please.

Frank

• Permalink: Ding. Back to your corners. Pass the potatoes please.
• Added: January 17, 2015

Family is the original department of health, education and welfare.

Henry

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• Added: January 17, 2015

I just want to say how blessed we are to have this food, this house and four generations of Reagans sitting around this table. We should never take that for granted. That's an order.

Jamie

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• Added: January 17, 2015

Frank: Where are you going?
Henry: Out.
Frank: What are you 16?

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• Added: January 17, 2015

Only married couples get to bicker like 12-year-olds.

Danny

• Permalink: Only married couples get to bicker like 12-year-olds.
• Added: January 17, 2015

You once told me you can't save every puppy in the pound and now you're the one getting too close.

Eddie

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• Added: January 17, 2015

Henry: I don't think you missed a day in over four years.
Frank: Last time they had to shoot me.

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• Added: January 17, 2015