Your father refuses to play politics. That's why he has me.

Garrett

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Henry: My first concert was Ol' Blue Eyes at the Paramount.
Sean: There was a band called Ol' Blue Eyes?
Henry: God help us. No, it was Frank Sinatra. Back in those days when people could actually sing.

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What's going on, Jamie? It's like you read the wrong book. How not to win friends and influence people.

Eddie

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Frank: It's kind of like either everybody says No to her or nobody does.
Sid: You're not everybody.

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Danny: That's impossible. He [Jimmy Buffett] couldn't have been playing in Austin last night when he was sitting in the bar.
Baez: What he couldn't have been was with you in New York City.
Danny: Son of a bitch. I got scammed. I need to find and arrest this guy.
Baez: And charge him with what? Fraud of a fish dinner?

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Danny: 9 o'clock. Jimmy Buffett.
Baez: You mean the Margaritaville guy?

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Jamie's Boss: I should have known it.
Jamie: Known what?
Jamie's boss: That you studying for the lieutenant's exam would result in some ball-busting out there.

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