Teenagers consider it their job to torture their parents.

Frank

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Jackie: You guys get together every week to eat and fight. You sure you're not Italian?
Danny: Nope Irish. We just drink a little more.

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I'm struggling with the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law.

Erin

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If you're going to eat that here you better have brought two.

Frank

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Somebody should protest the Mets calling themselves a professional sports team.

Danny

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The hardest day at work is easier than any day raising a teenager.

Henry

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