This is and will always be an equal opportunity family and I will throw quiche and a hissy fit at anyone who says otherwise.

Frank

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• Added: January 21, 2017

We can't keep being each other's consolation prize, Jamie.

Eddie

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• Added: January 21, 2017

Chicks, we're not suppose to be the heroes, we're suppose to be the damsels in distress waiting to be rescued by guys like you, not the ones doing the rescuing.

Eddie

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• Added: January 21, 2017

I don't have a penis, so when I take out two armed perps, it's an assault on my date's manhood.

Eddie

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• Added: January 21, 2017

Jamie: And he likes you because?
Eddie: Because who wouldn't?

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• Added: January 20, 2017

Well I’d like to beat the crap out of you, but guess what, sometimes we don’t always get what we want, do we?

Danny

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• Added: January 20, 2017

Diplomatic immunity should not be a free pass for brutality.

Sid

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• Added: January 20, 2017