I never thought I was going to get rich being a cop. Even a Harvard graduate could figure that out.

Jamie

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So your uncle got that gun for protection, huh? What was he expecting, an army?

Danny

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Do you guys all have goofy nicknames?

Danny

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I will not use 9/11 to sell my department.

Frank

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If I'm so smart why am I painting fences to pay off a Harvard Law degree?

Jamie

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I haven't been flush since the Giants won the Superbowl.

Renzulli

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• Added: January 13, 2012