Mr. Fischoeder: Don't blab like you do.
Bob: Wait, what do you mean, like I do?
Mr. Fischoeder: Loose lips, wide hips.
Bob: Hm.
Mr. Fischoeder: Large nips, I assume.
Bob: Uh, I-I mean, yeah.

Move over Humpty Bogart and Ingrid Birdman, here comes Bob and Linda!

Linda

Teddy: Should we ask your mom and dad first?
Louise: No, no, no, no, no. We can't. Because it's for them. It's a present for their, um, anniversary, and that's, oh wow, that's tomorrow.
Teddy: Their anniversary's not tomorrow.
Louise: Oh yeah, I know. But the anniversary of the day that they first went swimming together is.
Gene: Their swim-iversary!

Bob: Uh, I-I don't think so.
Mr. Fischoeder: We'll give you a month's rent for free.
Bob: Okay, I'll do it.
Linda: A month's rent in one night is more than we make in a month!

Tina: Huh. This plate's still dirty. Even for us.
Bob: Yeah, our dishwasher doesn't work that well. And it leaks. And it's old.
Gene: Look who's talking.

Bob's Burgers Season 11 Episode 3 Quotes

Mr. Fischoeder: Don't blab like you do.
Bob: Wait, what do you mean, like I do?
Mr. Fischoeder: Loose lips, wide hips.
Bob: Hm.
Mr. Fischoeder: Large nips, I assume.
Bob: Uh, I-I mean, yeah.

Bob: Uh, I-I don't think so.
Mr. Fischoeder: We'll give you a month's rent for free.
Bob: Okay, I'll do it.
Linda: A month's rent in one night is more than we make in a month!