Bob's Burgers
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXBob's Burgers Quotes
Teddy: Real quick, can I use your bathroom? I'll be, like, between five and thirty minutes.
Linda: Take it to-go, Teddy.
Louise: Wait, Tina, Gene asked for "foods," not "nudes."
Gene: Just keep it PG-Flirteen, huh?
We've got too many people turned into bread products already. I need you to go back to the camp on foot and come back here with a chopper and some Saran Wrap so we can keep our friends from going stale.
Gene
Bob: The recipe called for apple, but I used pears.
Tina: So bold.
Sippee-ki-yay mother-barfer!
Louise
Linda: The prize is a three hundred dollar gift certificate to any store on the street.
Gene: Even Mort's? Free funeral!
Bob: So it sounds like Gene started the fire with Mom's old crimping iron, Louise gave the fire fuel with all of the sparklers, and Tina, you literally faned the flames.
Linda: Aw, working together! I mean, that's not good.
Bubba Gump, give us strength!
Gene
Louise: You got a good memory, Dad, for your age.
Gene: And a great ass!
Bob: Thank you.
Bob: And now you kids are going to be pepped because I'm about to give you kids a great pep talk.
Louise: Incredible start.
Gene: Hmmm.
Tina: I'm pretty fired up. It's working, Dad!
Bob: Great. I-I haven't really started it yet.
Tina: And you lost me.
Mr. Frond: So, I guess the way this whole time capsule thing works is now we have to do one.
Tina: You mean we get to do one.
Mr. Frond: Sure. And since you've shown an interest, how'd you like to coordinate it? So I don't have to.
Tina: Me? Really?
Mr. Frond: Yeah, get some submissions from students-
Tina: Decide what best represents Wagstaff? Who lives, who dies, who tells their story?
Mr. Frond: Kind of regretting this now.
Louise: It's like we share a brain sometimes!
Tina: Sister brain. I have to pee. Do you have to pee, too? Sister bladder?
Louise: Uh, no.
