Ethan: Cuddle time?
Curtis: Say that again we'll have a whole other crime scene.

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I'm on a diet. The last place I should be is a freezer full of food so don't poke a hungry bear.

Curtis

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This is every bit as awkward as I'd imagined.

Peter

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The only people who get promoted in a family business are family.

Bud

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Ethan: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Curtis: You're petty and immature? Yeah.

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It's a match. This meat tenderizer is guilty.

Ethan

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Haven't you heard, I'm cold blooded.

Megan

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