Ella: Feel the Bern.
Red: Always trump.

My dad is a bug.

Laurel

Laurel: Half of your brain is missing, Dad!
Dean: How much of that brain was I really using?

Dean: I'm not sleeping with her.
Laurel: Well, no, not now. Not the past week because you're infected.
Dean: We should talk.
Laurel: Oh yeah. You start.

Laurel: Dad, you couldn't hear me, could you?
Dean: I could hear you dear, a father can always hear his daughter.

Red: Those two black people. Who are they? And I'm not being racist. I'm being descriptive. If they were dwarves, I'd say dwarves.
Gareth: I don't think you can say dwarves, either.
Red: Good thing they're not dwarves. Who are they?

BrainDead Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

Laurel: Dad, you couldn't hear me, could you?
Dean: I could hear you dear, a father can always hear his daughter.

Red: Those two black people. Who are they? And I'm not being racist. I'm being descriptive. If they were dwarves, I'd say dwarves.
Gareth: I don't think you can say dwarves, either.
Red: Good thing they're not dwarves. Who are they?