Oh Canada, you home of crappy cops!

Jake

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• Added: March 08, 2015

Drugs in his bag, drugs in his apartment, terrible dad, terrible husband…I think he did it.

Charles

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• Added: March 08, 2015

Come on man, stop eating the islanders!

Amy

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• Added: March 08, 2015

Scully: Oh my god Jake, who’s flying the plane?!
Jake: Co-pilot, Scully, co-pilot.

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• Added: March 08, 2015

They use the seesaw to press down on their necks until Fatty confesses.

Rosa

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• Added: March 08, 2015

Beyoncé’s my spiritual twin. These tickets are my birthright.

Gina

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• Added: March 08, 2015

My girls were conceived to Bootylicious!

Terry

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• Added: March 08, 2015

I’m describing a date, I don’t know what fathers and sons do but I’m gonna find out!

Jake

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• Added: March 08, 2015