Do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?

Gina

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• Added: February 09, 2015

You trying to goad me Peralta? I don't have to engage with mall cops but I will!

Kendrick

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• Added: February 09, 2015

Yes, I suppose that's accurate. They do call me Tenacious Ray down at the country club because for the past ten years I've been suing them for discrimination. I'm very pleased with this assessment.

Captain Holt

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• Added: February 09, 2015

Jake: Alright, we need a distraction. Do you have anything we can throw?
Boyle: I have a dog tag.
Jake: That is bad ass Boyle... Nope it's an actual tag for a dog.
Boyle: Molly. She was my poodle growing up. You never forget your first.
Jake: Your first what?
Boyle: Dog.
Jake: That is never what people mean by that.

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• Added: February 09, 2015

Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.

Jake

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• Added: February 09, 2015

Boyle: Any idea what this emergency meeting is about?
Jake: Probably about how all the cell towers are broken and that's why Sophia hasn't texted me back. I keep checking my phone every thirty seconds like a loser.
Gina: Tread lightly son.

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• Added: February 09, 2015