What's Holt's expression right now? Would you describe it as 'proud daddy?'

Jake

Are they totally shocked? Is Kelly like 'what just happened?'

Jake

Jake: C.J. will just tell everyone the truth.
Keith: No he won't, I bought him off.

Jake: You said you were kidnapped for real.
C.J.: Well, I don't want people to think I was fake-kidnapped.

We make a scary hostage video where it looks like we're going to kill C.J.

Boyle

I'm sorry Madeline for everything. Especially for pushing you into Michelle Obama from behind and then running away.

Holt

Now I know why you refer to this as a suicide squad Peralta. Because I already want to kill myself.

Holt

Holt: Should we throw him a parade?
Jake: Yeah! Maybe!

One-two-two! One-two-two! I sound like a damn choo-choo train!

Terry

Case goes to the Spice Boys.

Holt

I took that thing weeks ago, and I passed! I'm already a lieutenant!

Terry

To Terry Jeffords, the ultimate human/genius.

Holt

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Quotes

I spent my whole life trying to beat David at something. But when you were in danger I just didn't care anymore. All I wanted was for you to be okay. I may never have the mantel, but it doesn't matter. Because I have you.

Amy

Amy: So, you think we can laugh about me poisoning you?
Capt. Holt: Yes, I do. Someday. Perhaps over street meat. (chuckles)
Amy: Sir, did you just laugh?
Capt. Holt: Uproariously.
Amy: Oh my God! It's happening!