Randy: We're actually all staffed-up in maintenance.
Jake: We don't want your job, Randy!

Team Santiago, let's lunch-a-bunch!


Sir, wait! Oh, I didn't know I was going to catch up to you so fast. I don't know what to say now, I thought I'd have more running time to formulate it.


Charles: Your yogurt's spoiled.
Terry: Who did this?!

When a case involves me, he can get a little overemotional.


I've been thinking and I do wanna have kids. With you.


Jake: You should've seen the look on my face when I saw it was her!
Pam: Your jaw just dropped!

If you are not 100% sure you want them, you will not survive.


Terry: You got married without discussing whether or not you want kids?
Jake: We also got married without discussing whether or not we like water parks.

Amy, I'm scared, okay?


I just searched my heart and wrote down what I was feeling.


Jake: I don't know for totally sure that I wanna have kids.
Amy: You don't?

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 6 Quotes

I spent my whole life trying to beat David at something. But when you were in danger I just didn't care anymore. All I wanted was for you to be okay. I may never have the mantel, but it doesn't matter. Because I have you.


Amy: So, you think we can laugh about me poisoning you?
Capt. Holt: Yes, I do. Someday. Perhaps over street meat. (chuckles)
Amy: Sir, did you just laugh?
Capt. Holt: Uproariously.
Amy: Oh my God! It's happening!