Xander: Go away this is my hiding spot.
Cordelia: Where do I hide?
Xander: You don't hide. You're bait. Go act baity.
Cordelia: What's the plan?
Xander: The vampire attacks you.
Cordelia: And then what?
Xander: The vampire kills you. We watch, we rejoice.

Lily: I always knew I would come here, sooner or later. I knew I belonged here.
Buffy: Where?
Lily: Hell.
Buffy: This isn't hell.
Ken: Isn't it? What is hell, but the total absence of hope? The substance, the tactile proof of despair. You're right, Lily. This is where you've been heading all your life, just like Ricky.

Xander: I can't wait to see Cordelia. I can't believe I can't wait to see Cordelia.
Willow: I wonder what our first homework assignment is gonna be.
[He raises his eyebrows]
Willow: Hey, you're excited over Cordelia, okay? We've all got issues.

Buffy: Hey Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?
[Buffy bashes his head with a weapon]
Lily: Gandhi?
Buffy: Well, you know, if he was really pissed off.

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Buffy: Hey Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?
[Buffy bashes his head with a weapon]
Lily: Gandhi?
Buffy: Well, you know, if he was really pissed off.

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Xander: I can't wait to see Cordelia. I can't believe I can't wait to see Cordelia.
Willow: I wonder what our first homework assignment is gonna be.
[He raises his eyebrows]
Willow: Hey, you're excited over Cordelia, okay? We've all got issues.