Favorite Californication Quotes
There is nothing wrong with the big blue bus.
Karen
Hey. You know, it's not fair to say BRB and then never actually BRB.
Hank Moody
Zlos: I fucking clocked her - him - whatever.
Hank: You can't do that, that's a human being, you can't just be throwing punches at people.
Zlos:What the fuck is wrong with you Moody? Have you been in LA so long that a chick with a dick means nothing to you?
Becca: Merry fucking Christmas. Can we go home already?
Hank & Karen: Shut up!
Jackie: Writing is just a - a pipe dream. You can't really make a living doing something like that. Actually, that's how you end up teaching.
Hank: Ouch!
Get me a strainer, I'll clean it up, I'll make it nice.
Hank
Well that happened.
Hank
