Popular Californication Quotes
I am saying that if you can do anything else with your life right now, anything at all, I think maybe you should do that the world doesn't need any more lame vampire fiction, you know what I'm saying? You with me amigo?
Hank
Hank: At least I'm not tucking my dong in class, not with my pants off anyway.
Felicia: Have you taken the sexual harassment seminar yet?
We're 100% sure she's a 100% woman, right?
Hank
Charlie? Charlie Runkle? Are you inside that woman?
Marcy
Becca: Sometimes I think I'd be happy to stay a virgin forever. Seems like once you get laid -
Chelsea: Your life basically turns to shit?
You know maybe if you just relaxed for half a second, and stopped looking so hard for the appropriate life mate, then you might wake up one morning next to one.
Hank
You ladies really are the most amazing creatures - my life's work. But then there's the morning after - the hangover, the realization that I'm not quite as available as I thought I was the night before. and she's gone and I'm haunted by yet another road not taken.
Hank
She's not much one for chatting - texting, yes - twittering, tweeting, twatting, staring solemnly at the old man.
Hank
Are you sexually harassing me right now? Because if you are, I think I'm going to have to report you - for giving me a serious boner.
Hank
Do we think the ladies have gone too far with the sex positive feminism? I mean I know they're all down with the pornography and the shaved pudenda and what not, but do we really think this is the path to liberation?
Hank
Hank: You still love me?
Karen: Always, that's the problem.
I love women. I have all their albums.
Hank Moody
