Californication Season 5 Episode 12: "Hell Ain't a Bad Place to Be" Quotes
You're going to live to humiliate yourself another day.
Hank
Charlie: In my advanced middle age I've learned one thing and that's ignorance truly is bliss.
Marcy: Oh God damnit, it's these hot young skanks with their tight pussies and their perfect tits! It's a fucking epidemic!
Charlie: That is so true! They can't be stopped, they're marriage killers.
Your work is done Dad, I am who I am. I have to make my own mistakes.
Becca
No matter how beautiful the grounds this place is a zoo and I'm a wild animal.
Richard
Welcome to the place where time stands still, where whiskey flows and always will. Your liver never pickles your heart never aches. You can fuck till your dick is cunt-ent.
Lou