You fucked me in the ass Hank! I swallowed your cum, but worst of all, I swallowed your fucking bullshit. And you can rationalize it all you want by saying you were always honest with me, but it's still stealing.

Carrie

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No she's not right and even if she were you're her parent. It's your job to make her feel like she's wrong.

Hank

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To go in through the outdoor is maybe the most beautiful act known to modern man.

Bates

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Innocent until proven diminutive.

Hank

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Hank: Here's to bending over and taking it, Hollywood style.
Bates: And this from the nineteenth writer on Santa Monica Cap, I'm touched.
Hank: Ah douché my friend, douché .

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Charlie: Any advice?
Lizzie: Just be yourself Charlie.
Charlie: And who is that exactly?

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This is nothing, I've seen some shit.

Becca

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Carrie: I'm so drunk on cock...stay here and fuck me again and again and again.
Hank: You don't want to live forever do you?

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