You're too smart to be talking this stupid, Sherlock. If you really love that broad, you figure out what the problem is and you do something.Slaughter
Flowers are a nice thank you gift. A giant Rambo knife, that's psychotic.
Martha: Is that the old friend who almost got you killed a few years ago?
Castle: Yeah, like six times.
This separation thing is getting really old.
Martha: Off, Off Broadway.
Richard: Mother, that was New Jersey.
Martha: Off, Off Broadway, as I said.
Because we’re awesome and you two suck. Next question.Mia
Here I am. Roguishly handsome and at your service. What do you need?
Do you always eat kale for breakfast because that is just wrong.Mia
Our witness is threatening to file a complaint against me for assault with a deadly odor. She says that I smell like soiled baby diapers and Javi's cologne is quote, "satan's butt sweat."Ryan
The blind priest just ran away.Alexis
So if by ingratiate myself you mean dazzle her with my Sherlockian genius then yes, that's exactly what I mean.
Dad, when it comes to your sex life, how about we stick to the After School Special version.Alexis