My lifeless remains cannot sue the city?

Castle:You know what you need.
*Beckett glares*
Castle:A night on the town.
Beckett:A what now?

Baby bird?

Castle:It seems like I've got a fan.
Beckett:Ya a really deranged fan.
Castle:oh you don't look that deranged to me.
Castle:Hell Hath No Fury? Angry wickens out for blood? Only hard core Castle groupies read that one.

Beckett:Mr. Castle you've got quite a rap sheet for a best selling author. It says here you stole a police horse?
Beckett:Ah. and you were nude at the time.
Castle:It was spring.
Beckett:And every time the charges were dropped.
Castle:Well the mayors a fan but if it makes you feel any better I would be happy to let you spank me.

Cute trick, but don't think you know me.


Beckett:Very Butch Castle
Castle:I know right.

I tried to stay in the car I really did.

Castle:(singing)Pa na na na na na na na Pa na na na na na.

Ryan:Deep fried twinkie?
Castle:'Fraid so.

Castle:Do I detect a hint of jealousy?
Beckett:In your dreams Castle.
Castle:No in my dreams your never jealous you just join in.
*Beckett shoves doughnut in Castles mouth*

Oh somebody's been watching to many Bruckhiemer Films.

Castle Season 1 Quotes

This isn't one of your books, Castle!


Kate: Are you here to annoy me?
Castle: I'm here for the story.