Castle: So. Looks like I managed to make it through the case without getting injured, shot or killed.
Kate: Yeah, well, maybe tomorrow.

If I'm gonna have to keep bailing you out, you're going to have to raise my allowance... a lot.

Alexis

Kate: No signs of struggle. He knew her.
Lanie: Even bought her flowers. Who says romance is dead?
Kate: I do. Every Saturday night.
Lanie: A little lipstick wouldn't hurt.

Esposito: (about Castle) The man's got the Mayor on speed dial. The rich really are different.
Kate: You want him? He's yours.
Esposito: A control freak like you with something you can't control? No, no, that's gonna be more fun than Shark Week.

Castle: That's too easy. The reader would never buy it.
Kate: This isn't one of your books, Castle. Out here, we find a guy standing over a body with a gun, he's usually the guy who did it.

This isn't one of your books, Castle!

Kate

Kate: Are you here to annoy me?
Castle: I'm here for the story.

Castle Season 1 Quotes

This isn't one of your books, Castle!

Kate

Kate: Are you here to annoy me?
Castle: I'm here for the story.