That was Joe Freakin Torrey, I gotta call my dad!


Beckett, Kate, Detective


Castle:We should have a catch phrase. She's armed, He's Dangerous
Beckett:Na Uh
Castle:A new chapter in crime solving... get it chapter.

Good thing the guy reads Russian literature, if he'd been a Nichols Sparks fan he'd be dead.


You want to bite me, you buy me dinner.

Oh you hate me a little right now don't you.

Esposito:No bro if the bullet was made out of ice it still would have made a bullet hole
Ryan:I think you mean ice hole
Castle:What did you just call me?

I've gotten used to you pulling my pigtails.

Beckett to Castle

Beckett:Oh ya like that do ya.
Castle: Oh ya very Miami Vice.

What I said was not confusing enough for your face to be doing what its doing.

Castle to Beckett

Witness refuses to cooperate.


Father won't be quite himself
*Maniacal Laughter*

Castle Season 2 Quotes

Beckett: Sometime when I am bored I go to cafe in little Odesa and pretend to be Moskevite.
Esposito: That's kinda hot.

Castle: Thanks for saving my life.
Beckett: Ah, I was just trying to avoid paperwork.