Alex: I just don't want to be an old dad. And if I keep fucking around for five more years, then what? I wake up, and I'm in my 40's, and my knees fuckin' hurt, and I wonder where my life went.
Tina: Yeah, I totally want a family too. You know, but everywhere I look I see the same messaging. Wait until you're older. Don't sacrifice your dreams to have a family. Everyone says that to me. But what if having a family is my dream?
Alex: Well then, I think that's a wonderful dream.
Tina: Any religious affiliation?
Alex: Agnostic.
Tina: Outstanding warrants?
Alex: Not that I'm aware of.
Tina: Disease-free?
Alex: With quarterly checkups.
Tina: Should we go back to my place?
Alex: I'll call the car.

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Alex, this guy is like raw plutonium radiating poison into my skin and breaking me down with his toxic lack of self-awareness.

Valerie

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Valerie: He said he wants to hang. Hang means hook up. Not eat.
Alex: You can't do both?
Valerie: I can. I just, I'm gonna have to get half a portion of food, or like a side salad so I look good naked. And the whole time I'm gonna be thinking about hungry I am and how I can't wait for him to finish so I can hurry up and pick up a burrito.

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Tracy: Do you ever think about maybe shutting down your phone and just tuning into the world around you?
Laura: Once. Yeah, but then I realized I was standing in a parking lot and it got too real too fast.

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