Look, I’m 36 years old. I’m out of money. I’m keeping a horrible secret from my sister. I’m living alone. Actually, that’s not true. I have a cosplaying roommate who’s been here for two weeks and already has more friends than me. You know, it’s funny. When things are going well, you never think about it. It’s just normal. But when things are bad, it’s like every minute you spend thinking about how things used to be, and how you wish you’d appreciated it more. I’m sorry. That was sentimental and embarrassing.

Alex

I’m just the IT guy, right? It’s not like I have feelings or pride or anything resembling human emotion.

Alex

Casey: Todd was your direct supervisor. He removed you from your post and took advantage of you.
Laura: Oh my God, I feel like I’m in a bad Lifetime rape movie. He did not take advantage of me. I wanted something and he gave it to me.
Casey: An older guy, an adult, in a position of power. I mean, that’s predatory.

I don’t know you. We don’t know each other. Also, girl code? Really? Did you see who we elected as president? The code is cracked. Enigma has fallen.

Valerie

Jennifer: I want an identity crisis.
Valerie: Have you tried killing your father and then finding out that your father’s not your real father?
Jennifer: No, no, but I did almost cut my bangs.

Valerie: Uh, have you ever actually been in a real fistfight?
Leia: Multiple. I am 25% white trash on my father’s side.

Casual Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Jennifer: I want an identity crisis.
Valerie: Have you tried killing your father and then finding out that your father’s not your real father?
Jennifer: No, no, but I did almost cut my bangs.

Valerie: Uh, have you ever actually been in a real fistfight?
Leia: Multiple. I am 25% white trash on my father’s side.