April, you have cancer. Stop thinking about things in the short term because believe me, if you don't, you might not have a long term!

George

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Oh... what if we had sex and I told him I had cancer?

April

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I know I work for the arts section, but I can probably follow a complex story.

Dominic

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April: She is amazing. I have a total professional crush on her.
Danny: I have a totally non-professional crush on her.

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April: Don't worry, I'm not one of those girls who gets all competitive with other girls.
Raquel: Oh I hate those girls.
April: Yeah, me too. We're so much better than them.

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April: I have leukemia.
Beth: Hilarious. Seriously, what's up?
April. No. Seriously. I have leukemia.

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