Why is doing the right thing so unrewarding?

Jess

Evan: Your chariot awaits.
Abby: Uh, you don't have an actual chariot, do you?
Evan: No. But that'd be so cool.

Bree: Why didn't you tell me?
Luke: Because I didn't want you to look at me the way you're looking at me right now.

Jerry: Bree, how well do you know Luke?
Bree: I know him well enough.
Jerry: Did you know he just got out of prison?

Luke: Just act confident. The rest will take care of itself.
Bree: It will?
Luke: What do I know? I'm carrying a broom.

Megan: You need a hug.
Connor: No, I don't. I'm not eight years old.
Megan: You don't want a hug?
Connor: I kind of want a hug.

Abby, did you ever stop to think that maybe the new thing he's interested in is you?

Jay

One is never too old for a balloon.

Nell

Mick: What's he doing in Iceland?
Abby: Who knows? Maybe he's a supervillain and that's where his secret lair is.

Oh! I hope you like the sweater. And I guess I did try to kick you first.

Evan

Evan: Hi Abby. You're quiet.
Abby: It's hard to talk with a foot in your mouth.

Connor: I find it shocking that people who were supposed to be my colleagues would go through my correspondence. I have no choice but to offer my resignation immediately, which I happen to have on me. I quit. These documents prove that Mr. Dilphor forged Mr. O'Brien's signature on 27 different contracts, and this letter proves that this law firm spied on a junior associate in an attempt to get intel on his family. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I'll be reporting this to the Bar Association. Thank you. Thank you, very much.
Mick: That's my son! The lawyer!

Chesapeake Shores Season 5 Quotes

Abby: Well, have you tried asking Siri or Alexa or Google?
Jess: I was hoping a human would help me.
Abby: Ah, you're so old school.

Bree: You remember Jerome Trask?
Mick: You always remember people who weren't nice to your kids.