On behalf of the Paramedics Association of America, I offer my sincerest apologies for the forceful actions I exhibited here today.

Gaby

I cannot afford the insemination so I've been thinking about plan B and I propose that when the time is right, you go into your room with magazines or skinemax or whatever you need to get yourself ready, and then, with the lights out, you signal me by calling out my name, once, and then you'll hear your door open, footsteps, and then you'll be mounted. You will finish your business inside of me as quickly and efficiently as possible and then I'll be out the door, you can clean up or whatever you need do to at which point I will need to be alone.

Shay

Shay: Listen, it's not too late to switch teams.
Dawson: You already moved in, let's take it slow.

We're not cops. People are happy to see a firefighter arrive.

Hermann

Bitch, are you out of your mind.

Dawson

Mills, all the lives we save, the people we help, you think they give a damn which company's insignia we wear?

Casey

Oh Hermann please, everyone benefits from me having a toned ass.

Shay

It turns out I may have overestimated her lesbianism.

Leslie

I’ve been thinking about it, and, the truth is, I don’t know where I’d be without you.

Casey

Brett: If he said the bruises went away...
Cruz: I don't buy it. Otis gets a hang nail, he doesn't shut up about it for a week. This he says is nothing?

A cop walks into a bar.

Hermann

Shay: You're working?
Dawson: Well, with you faking it somebody's gotta step up.

Chicago Fire Quotes

Might want to vacate that seat. Wars have been started over less.

Casey [to Kannall, who is sitting in Severide's chair]

Cruz: Wait, Walcott, wasn't there a shooting there last shift?
Otis: Mm. It's a turf war. The, uh, Western Posse's beefing with the 21 Naturals. [all turn to look at him] What? I follow the Drill Rap scene! Sue me.