I cannot afford the insemination so I've been thinking about plan B and I propose that when the time is right, you go into your room with magazines or skinemax or whatever you need to get yourself ready, and then, with the lights out, you signal me by calling out my name, once, and then you'll hear your door open, footsteps, and then you'll be mounted. You will finish your business inside of me as quickly and efficiently as possible and then I'll be out the door, you can clean up or whatever you need do to at which point I will need to be alone.

Shay

On behalf of the Paramedics Association of America, I offer my sincerest apologies for the forceful actions I exhibited here today.

Gaby

Oh Hermann please, everyone benefits from me having a toned ass.

Shay

It turns out I may have overestimated her lesbianism.

Leslie

April: You scared me.
Severide: I don't remember any of it.
April: Nothing?
Severide: Nothing.

Brett: If he said the bruises went away...
Cruz: I don't buy it. Otis gets a hang nail, he doesn't shut up about it for a week. This he says is nothing?

Shay: Listen, it's not too late to switch teams.
Dawson: You already moved in, let's take it slow.

Is there any chance that this baby...?

Severide

I guess what I’m trying to say is, dark skies don’t always mean rain.

Herrmann

A cop walks into a bar.

Hermann

We're not cops. People are happy to see a firefighter arrive.

Hermann

Bitch, are you out of your mind.

Dawson