Hermann: Hey, you know Cruz is making a move on your cousin, right?
Otis: Yeah, I know. I would kick him out, but he's the only regular customer we have.

Benny: There are two kinds of people in the world: predators and prey. You'll drive yourself crazy trying to understand cases like Hadley. All you gotta do is make sure you're never the prey.

Dawson: It's kind of amazing, how bad you are at sussing out lesbians.
Shay: I know, right?

How is she finding out all this stuff?

Hermann

Dawson got her ass squeezed by a drunken Englishman.

Leslie

Megan: Which one killed Lesley?
Severide: That one.
Megan: You better find that son of a bitch and make him pay.

Michael Jackson couldn't handle those.

Shay

Check out the floorboard. He was gonna Mad Max this thing.

Jimmy

Mills: Brett, where are you?
Brett: I'm here.

Severide: What's your name.
Adrian: You already know that.

Benny: It's about House 51.
Gail: Yes, we are working out a few problems over there.
Benny: So I understand.
Gail: Your son's at 51.
Benny: Yes, I'm very proud of him. Which is part of the reason I'm here. I know the guys in that house. They're good firefighters and the community depends on that. My question to you is: is it a problem house or is there a problem chief?

Holy moly these guys must be the 1% I keep hearing about.

Mouch

Chicago Fire Quotes

Great, let me talk to her. (throws cell phone) We're going to Med.

Dawson

Jeff: A firefighter needs 3 things to thrive: water, common sense, and balls.