Mouch: You know you got a better chance of being hit by a truck, right?
Hermann: People get hit by trucks everyday, otherwise we'd be out of a job.

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• Added: October 27, 2015

Chili: What do pregnant chicks like?
Brett: I don't know, cakes made out of diapers?
Chili: Why the hell would you make a cake out of a diaper?

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• Added: October 27, 2015

Hold up, you let her borrow your car? You don't even let me look at your car!

Cruz

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• Added: October 27, 2015

Casey: Kid's got potential. Might be the best candidate I've seen come through here.
Otis: Hey, former candidate right here.

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• Added: October 27, 2015