Griffin: I want to be a doctor.
Charles: Really? Why's that?
Griffin: The knives.

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I haven't seen a swoon like that since I took my niece to see Justin Bieber. And she was just...oh!

Maggie

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Sarah: Look -- Joey gave me the bubonic plague!
Will: Wow. He must really like you.

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Well, I didn't leave a toothbrush and eyeliner in your medicine cabinet so I could sleep in your bed without you.

Vicki [to Choi]

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Coleman: Just because I'm a vet does not mean that I am a mental case.
Charles: You did walk in here and stab yourself in the head.

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Don't get me wrong, I love athletes. But in my experience, they're little kids in men's bodies.

Maggie

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